It's been months since I last posted to my blog, so since I'm back I figured I should blog about something interesting...like, Charlie Sheen. What is up with Charlie Sheen?! Does he not realize that his insane behavior has left me without a positive end to this season's line up AND he's also put 'How I Met Your Mother'(s) execs in a position to renew that show for another 2 seasons?! Which means, Mr Sheen that I have to wait 2 years in order to find out who the 'Mother' truly is on that show?! Do you know how long I've waited?! Of course you don't, and neither do you care, because you have Adonis DNA and Tiger's Blood, which I do not.
What I do have, is the ability to be fickle and in my fickleness partnered with your arrogance, I gladly accept the position you have put ME in...and that is to find someone else from my youth to swoon over! Since we no longer have the handsome Patrick Swayze (RIP) to fill that void, I'm left with watching Ralph Macchio on Dancing with the Stars'!
So, THANK YOU, CHARLIE SHEEN, for jacking up my viewing pleasure for the 2011 television season. I hope Zeus wacks some sense into you with his lightning bolt real soon!
